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HUMOROUS TAX QUOTES

TAX QUOTE OF THE DAY      

"The income tax is like a daily mugging"
-Ronald Regan

"The only differnece between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin"
-Mark Twain

"Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today"
-Herman Wouk

"America is a land of taxation that was founded to avoid taxation"
-Dr. Laurence J. Peter

"The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that carries any reward"
-John Maynard Keynes

"The income tax has made more liars out of the American people that golf has"
-Will Rogers

"The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax"
-Albert Einstein

"The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time congress meets"
-Will Rogers

"The income tax created more criminals than any other single act of congress"
-Barry Goldwater

"Certainty?  In this world, nothing is certain but death and taxes"
-Ben Franklin

Integra Accounting and Tax Solutions, LLC
103 E. Market St.
Germantown, OH  45327
(937) 895-4254
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